OMG. amazing. →
You probably know things about myself that I don’t even know that you know about myself.
EVERY time this new huge ass dog in my new neighbors house barks outside…. (which he does nonstop)…. makes me a little closer to going outside next to the fence and being like this: captioned: “SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. AKLADGJAOIWL3KAPGKPOIAJGTA. DOGGGGG..”
findingyourdreams87: Season 6 Episode 9 of Dexter.
ifiwastoblog: lol irish people are awesome the...
dexter: season 6, episode 9
So my car just got towed at 3:00 in the morning. Awesome. Thumbs up. Kart wheels. Fuck you tow truck company. Tow your ass to fuck you land.
You’re the good things. Yeah that’s you. Yeah that’s you. Yeah. You’re the good things yeah that’s you… You’re the icing on the cake on the table at my wake You’re the extra ton of cash on my sinking life raft You’re the loud sound of fun when I’m trying to sleep You’re the flowers in my house when my allergies come out
Ladies and gentlemen: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the...
Bad thoughts, bad memories.. all unwanted mental cargo? We take a delivery of it, assess it, store it… and there it remains, lost in the wilderness of the warehouse of our mind, but yet never really lost. Sometimes we could bring it straight up, to the conscious, other times they just seem to pop up at random times, when we’re least expecting it. I guess everyone has this, life is not so great...
I’m not sure how to reply back either…I’m new to this as well. Anywho, I have been really really busy working 2 14 hour shifts in a row and a 10 hour tomorrow. So I haven’t had any time at all to be on tumblr unfortunately. But I think you are awesome and I like your thoughts and where your mind wonders. Not to be a creeper. :p well I will be up for a little because...
14 hour work day. Oh boy.
While human beings sometimes frustrate me with their choices, I have a deep and unqualified love of humanity. I love that we’re complicated, that things in our lives aren’t always neat. I love that we’re fucked up one minute and so deeply caring in the next. I love it that we’re unpredictable. If you receive a favor from someone, even a small one like a stick of freakin’ gum, pay it forward...
“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s...– Aziz Ansari (via lovevynil)
Justin Beiber looks like a lesbian.